he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
just found out that she named her cat after me.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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