I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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