i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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