i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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