That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
