I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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