And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
you made out with another girl for some wings
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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