Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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