she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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