We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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