At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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