yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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