We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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