yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i came on her dog
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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