Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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