plz talk dirty to me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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