This girl is more easily done than said...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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