coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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