Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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