got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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