thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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