at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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