well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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