i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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