It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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