Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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