did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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