that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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