fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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