Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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