she peed on how many people?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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