is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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