we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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