we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
did i walk over a car last night?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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