my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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