I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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