She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Two words: nipple clamps
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