Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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