If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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