If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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