I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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