Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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