I am puke
its not stalking. its research.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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