Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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