My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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