If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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