the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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