fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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