D3 body, D1 cock
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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