You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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