That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
and you fell through a lawn chair
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