JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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