I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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