I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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